Zalgo

A mysterious and omnipotent demon, who is in fact the main antagonist of the series. He manipulates Andrew Simmons and Hilary into bringing him closer to his goal of taking over both The Underworld and Earth.

Stats:

 * Demonic Rank: Overlord
 * Age: Old as time itself
 * Sexuality: Claims to be Metrosexual
 * Height: Can change at will
 * Weight: As light as air
 * Power Type: Darkness
 * Realm: South
 * Second-in-command of the Chronos Order
 * Best Friend: Satan
 * Worst Enemy: Satan
 * Favorite Song: Zalgo Invocation
 * Favorite Food: Sushi, specifically Tempura
 * Least Favorite Food: Broccoli
 * Hobbies: Killing, reading books, fucking his slave-girl Boxxy, ordering others around, sleeping, running track
 * One of the Logos Seed Creators

Appearance:
Zalgo possesses no true physical form, and is instead a giant swirling, twisting mountain of pure darkness and tentacles, taking on whatever form would be deemed most appropriate. The only feature that carries on with him no matter what shape he takes is the mask made out of a human's face that he wears. It is always contorted to have a look of fear. He can also sprout hands and feet in need be.

Personality:
As the ruler of the South Realm of Hell and a member of the almighty Chronos Order, Zalgo is an intelligent and tactile leader. He appears to speak of keeping everyones' happiness, namely the happiness of the demons, in mind, and frequently speaks out against Satan and some of his rash, bold moves. In all reality, though, Zalgo is actually quite child-like, allowing his envy for Satan drive him to commit a number of horrid acts. Whenever he is upset, he locks himself into his room and murders a few humans up on Earth by having tentacles sprout from their eyes and mouths. He obtains Cthulu and The Flying Spaghetti Monster as his henchmen only because he was jealous that Satan had Naught and Pandora as his henchmen. He also enjoys making jokes at another's expense, namely Naught's. He becomes incredibly cocky and overconfident after absorbing some of Satan's power and killing the other Chronos Order members. Upon realizing his defeat at the hands of Andrew, he shows a small hint of both fear and sorrow.

Techniques and Abilities:

 * Able to control darkness at will
 * Can input commands into a human's mind; unknown if it also works on another demon
 * Mainly uses tentacles that cover body as a weapon, and can summon them anywhere on Earth
 * Can change size at will
 * Power Absorption
 * Can communicate mentally with those who wish to

Battles:

 * Zalgo/Cthulu/The Flying Spaghetti Monster Vs. The Chronos Order - Kills Medusara, Gon The Perverse and Minny-D, and subdues Satan and absorbs a large portion of his power.
 * Zalgo Vs. Andrew Simmons - Kills every living being on Earth, sans Andrew and Hilary. After a long battle, Zalgo is torn vertically in half by the true power of Logos emitting from Andrew's body, and is then crushed into nothingness.

Relationships

 * Satan - Shares a close love/hate relationship with the overlord of hell, as they had both been the only two demons to have existed since the very beginning. Although Zalgo tends to become insanely jealous of his immensely-powerful superior, Satan looks past this and considers Zalgo a good friend and the only member of the Chronos Order he trust completely. That is why it is most devastating for Satan when Zalgo betrays them.
 * Cthulu - Cthulu looks up to Zalgo as his savior, while Zalgo simply sees Cthulu as an expendable henchman.
 * The Flying Spaghetti Monster - Another expendable henchman.
 * Andrew Simmons - They do not personally meet face to face until the end, although throughout the story Zalgo makes use of Andrew's killings to power the Logos Seed.
 * Naught - Enjoys acting irritatingly sarcastic and rude towards Naught
 * Pandora - Manipulates and convinces her to attack Andrew, although he planned right from the start for her to die against him
 * Chronos Order members - Although he does work quite well with them, he feels no regret or sorrow in murdering them later on