Andrew Simmons

The main character, and the destined host of the Logos Seed.

Stats

 * Demonic Rank: God
 * Occupation: Accountant
 * DOB: 5/06/??
 * Age: 27
 * Sexuality: Asexual
 * Height: 6'0"
 * Weight: 146 pounds
 * Skin: White
 * Host of Logos Seed
 * Family: Father, Mother, Eriane Simmons
 * Favorite Song: None
 * Favorite Weapon: Double Chainsaws
 * Second Favorite Weapon: Hunting Knife
 * Least Favorite Weapon: Explosives (Too troublesome and loud)
 * Favorite Food: Pasta/Noodles
 * Least Favorite Food: Beef
 * Hobbies: Sleeping, killing, walking, counting things, watching the sunset
 * Murder Count: 500+
 * Serial Number: XXX6XX7
 * Theme Song: Woke Up This Morning by Alabama 3
 * Firm believer of nihilism

Appearance
Andrew is a rather thin, malnourished-looking individual, with slicked-back white hair and a frail body frame, although this is mainly a way to make himself appear less convincing so as to throw victims off-guard before killing them. He wears a simple buttoned-up shirt and a striped tie with red and yellow stripes, along with dirty blue jeans and brown loafers. When committing murders, he usually hides his face behind a smiley-face mask, with the eyes and mouth painted on with blood.

Personality
Andrew's personality is something not shown very often. He is an apathetic person, and only speaks when he wants to (which is not often) or has to. He possesses no morals, and finds killing people to be a simple, yet mundane everyday task. He hardly shows any interest in anything, and finds women to be annoying, especially ones that attempt to flirt with him. He does not bother acting friendly with anyone he meets, although he and Naught had grown something of a friendship over the years of working together. He even apologizes to him after killing Pandora. The only person he ever feels comfortable talking with is Naught, and he seems to actually take in some sort of sadistic glee knowing he's creeping people out in public when it looks like he's talking to himself. The only time he shows any real emotion is during his kills, in which he is either chuckling or screaming angrily, or simply wearing a blank expression and remaining completely silent. He may suffer from a sort of bipolar disorder. He also doesn't seem to care much when all of humanity is wiped out in one fell swoop by Zalgo, although he still battles and defeats the demonic entity anyway.

When he awakens to the true power of Logos, he loses what little personality he has, not even saying a word as the giant glowing hands emerge from his chest and destroy everything.

Andrew's Big Book Of Weapons (Not all of these are used)

 * Hunting Knife
 * Machine Gun
 * Pistol
 * Rifle
 * Fists
 * Hook
 * Ketchup
 * Hammer
 * Nails
 * Drill
 * Crowbar
 * Sturgeon's skull
 * Butterflies/Moths
 * Dog Bones
 * Paintbrush
 * Torch
 * Guitar
 * Gumball
 * Mustard
 * Microwave
 * Katana
 * Eggbeater
 * RPG Launcher
 * Rope
 * Turnip
 * Scalpel
 * Glass Shards
 * Needles
 * Carrot
 * Cheese Grater
 * Smiley-Face Mask
 * Pencil
 * Pen
 * Brick
 * Explosives
 * Lizards
 * Worms
 * Doorknob
 * Axe
 * Chainsaw
 * Car
 * Spork
 * Spoon
 * Fork
 * Shoe
 * Pan
 * Candle
 * Bottle Cap
 * Watermelon
 * Apple
 * Citrus Acid
 * Chemical Acid
 * Bottle
 * Lawnmower
 * Folding Chair
 * A Fat Woman's Ass
 * Rat Poison
 * Steering Wheel
 * A Heavy Book
 * A Laptop
 * Nintendo DS
 * Nintendo 64
 * Nintendo Wii
 * Playstation
 * Playstation 2
 * Playstation 3
 * X-Box 360
 * CD-ROM
 * DVD Player
 * Big-Screen TV
 * Pickaxe
 * A Log of Wood
 * Beastie Boys Album Cover
 * A Mic Stand
 * A Mic
 * A Lamp
 * Electric Wires
 * Tazer Gun
 * Sex Toys
 * Dumbells
 * Panties
 * The Cross
 * Belt
 * Steel Pipe
 * Shuriken
 * Legos
 * Large Vehicles
 * Sakegari Blade
 * Other People

Techniques And Abilities

 * The Logos Seed gives Andrew demon-like stamina, endurance, strength and speed.
 * Fights tougher enemies using two giant chainsaws
 * High intelligence and cunning
 * No moral limitations
 * Capable of seeing demons
 * Can stay underwater for incredibly long periods of time
 * Possesses a great amount of Pure Darkness in his heart, enough to be the host of the Logos Seed

Battles

 * Andrew Vs. Gon The Perverse - Nearly dies, but turns tide around at least moment, although Gon leaves before the final blow can be dealt.
 * Andrew Vs. Hilary - Battle ends in a draw.
 * Andrew Vs. Pandora - Wins thanks to Naught's help
 * Andrew Vs. The Police Force - Is injured gravely, but manages to fight his way through the barracade
 * Andrew Vs. Cthulu - Kills Cthulu with one hit
 * Andrew Vs. The Flying Spaghetti Monster - Tears in half in only a few seconds
 * Andrew Vs. Zalgo - Obliterates the demon using the power of Logos.

Relationships

 * Eriane - His sister, and despite blood relation, he despised her more than anything
 * Naught - The first person (or in this case, demon) that Andrew found some comfort in talking to, and spent alot of his free time hanging out with him
 * Hilary - Does not neccessarily like her at all, although he makes no attempt to get rid of her, and actually sometimes takes advantage of her 'kindness' towards him. At the every end of the story, with Zalgo dead and all of humanity gone except for them, he kills her by slicing her throat open
 * Saul McKinnens - Was provided housing and accomidations by Saul in return for eliminating the competition. After being sold out to the police by Saul, Andrew goes and murders him and his wife and son.
 * Phil - The first person he ever murdered.
 * Chronos Order - Dislikes them intensely for them forcing him to carry such a burden of murdering people to help bring about Hell's Messiah, but he doesn't feel like doing anything about it.